I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Shame - the story of my life.
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