try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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