She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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