ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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