guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
My ATM looks so different sober.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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