are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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