D3 body, D1 cock
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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