Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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