I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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