Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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