Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
be right there i have to get my cape
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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