My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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