How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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