kristin has been a bad kristin
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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