That's intense
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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