so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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