So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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