She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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