she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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