I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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