Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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