Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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