C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
She announced her abortion via fbk
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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