oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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