And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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