My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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