I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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