i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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