i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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