My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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