If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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