i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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