yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
