haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
it's great music for shaving your balls
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
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