we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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