just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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