so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
the day after is always just damage control
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
My life is pants optional.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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