Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
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