you guys were way drunker than both of me
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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