Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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