cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
