No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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