is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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