Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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