David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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