he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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