Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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