either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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