we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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