i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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