Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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