I need help removing her.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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