But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
