So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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