you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Randomize
