I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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